- The King's Pizza
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One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza.
"Certainly, your Majesty" says the Manager, "Would you like your usual"?"Yes please," replied the King, "same as always - deep pan, crisp and even"
- Submitted by: Andy Lamacraft
- Category: Shaggy dog stories