I was driving to the office one morning, when I got a phone call from my boss.

"You've been promoted" he said, and I was so surprised that I swerved.

A few minutes later, I got another call. "You've been given a raise". I was so excited that I swerved again.

Later I got a third call. "You've been made CEO". And I swerved again and ran into a tree.

As I was waiting there, I saw a policeman. "what happened?" he asked.

"I careered off the road..."