Reincarnation

Reincarnation: Wearing exactly the same flower in your lapel at a wedding as you wore at the last wedding you went to.

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Homeopath

Homeopath - that strip of concrete leading to your front door.

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Concensus

Concensus: A government count of how many people are in prison.

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Tactics

Tactics - The sound of a clock when it needs fixing.

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Reptiles

Reptiles - Kitchen flooring materials owned by a travelling salesman.

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