Medical Definitions

  • Bacteria - Rear entrance to the cafeteria
  • Triage - The number of years that an oak or pine has been alive
  • Paradox - Two doctors
  • Coma - Italian device for brushing your hair
  • Plastic surgery - Cutting up your credit cards
  • Insane - What you end up in if you jump off a bridge in Paris
  • Intravenous drip - Light rain, on planet Venus

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