- Vampire Pencils
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Pencilvania: The place where vampire pencils come from.
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- Cough Stirrup
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Cough stirrup - medicine you give to a horse when it's got a cold.
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- Discrepancy
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Discrepancy: Do you want this pancake?
As in: "Look at dis-crêpe-and-see if you want it."
- Submitted by: Glenn Sedgwick
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- Wallaby
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Wallaby: Someone who aspires to be a kangaroo.
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- Medical Definitions
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- Bacteria - Rear entrance to the cafeteria
- Triage - The number of years that an oak or pine has been alive
- Paradox - Two doctors
- Coma - Italian device for brushing your hair
- Plastic surgery - Cutting up your credit cards
- Insane - What you end up in if you jump off a bridge in Paris
- Intravenous drip - Light rain, on planet Venus
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