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Lettuce

A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.

"That looks nasty," says the doctor.

"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 2024-11-06 00:00:00

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