NED: Ouch!
ED: What?
NED: You! Why’d you just prick me with that pushpin?
ED: Sorry. It seems you were in my zone of a tack.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
What’s the OS of gamblers? A: Windows
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Hiring a prostitute has its own etiquette. Be sure follow the pro to call.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.