NED: Ouch!
ED: What?
NED: You! Why’d you just prick me with that pushpin?
ED: Sorry. It seems you were in my zone of a tack.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits

[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!

Featuring:

  • Warts of the World
  • Extraordinary Pimples
  • Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
  • Schindler’s Syphilist
  • Pus in Booty
  • The Quickie and The Dead
  • Sleeping with the Emnity
  • Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons

Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!

*or catch it virally on YouTube

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
Loading...

A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading...