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Twig in the soup!     (Search for similar jokes)
"Waiter, there's a twig in my Bird's Nest Soup."
"Just a moment, sir, I'll call the Branch Manager."
(twig: 44 of 69)


Photocopier     (Search for similar jokes)
What's the difference between a photocopier and the flu? One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
(photocopier: 45 of 69)


Shuffle     (Search for similar jokes)
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle with the lost.
(shuffle: 46 of 69)


Mathematical anagrams     (Search for similar jokes)
"Eleven plus two" is an anagram of "Twelve plus one"
(eleven_plus: 47 of 69)


London Drunks     (Search for similar jokes)
Three drunks were walking past the England National Stadum, in London.
The first one says "Look - ish Wembley!"
The second one says "Nah - itsh Thurshday."
The third one says "Thatsh a good idea - letsh get a drink."
(wembly: 48 of 69)


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