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Left or right?     (Search for similar jokes)
If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.
(leftorright: 14 of 69)

Speech! Speech!     (Search for similar jokes)
"S-peach, s-peach," they cried. He stepped up to the podium.
"I want to ap-peas you all, but I will not be apple to speak today. I always go off on irrelevant tangerines. Avocado-go now. It's bean grape.

Submitted by Jane E.
(tangerines: 15 of 69)

Subtlety?     (Search for similar jokes)
There's a difference between subtlety and just being obscure, but it's quite a subtle difference that can easily be obscured.
(subtleobsc: 16 of 69)

Pocket Comb     (Search for similar jokes)
I got a pocket comb. But who wants to comb their pockets?
(pocketcomb: 17 of 69)

Elephants     (Search for similar jokes)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know. But then we tried to get his tusks off, which was very difficult. Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa... But that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about...
(tuscaloosa: 18 of 69)

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