Hamburger Hill (Haiku) (Search for similar jokes)
For Hamburger Hill,(owp_hamhillhaiku: 7 of 69)
General must muster his men:
So, he mustard them.
(by Simon Champion)
Weasels and Stoats (Search for similar jokes)
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?(owp_weasstoat: 8 of 69)
A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.
Duck! (Search for similar jokes)
There once was a man named Duck(owp_duckduck: 9 of 69)
Who drove to Duck River in a truck.
When he got there
Some dude threw a spear
Said a River Duck duck, "Duck, Duck!"
Unicorns (Search for similar jokes)
Does every unicorn have a unique horn?(ow_unicuniq: 10 of 69)
Shopping Duck (Search for similar jokes)
A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?"(ducksalve: 11 of 69)
The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?"
The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."
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