Arrowing (Search for similar jokes)
If you get shot with a bow, would you have an 'arrowing experience? Could it be said that you axed for it? Of course, that's not a knife thing to say, and I don't want any quarrels with you, so I'll spear you the details...(arrowingexp: 12 of 69)
Chicken crossed the playground? (Search for similar jokes)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?(chickslide: 13 of 69)
A: To get to the other slide.
Left or right? (Search for similar jokes)
If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.(leftorright: 14 of 69)
Speech! Speech! (Search for similar jokes)
"S-peach, s-peach," they cried. He stepped up to the podium.(tangerines: 15 of 69)
"I want to ap-peas you all, but I will not be apple to speak today. I always go off on irrelevant tangerines. Avocado-go now. It's bean grape.
Submitted by Jane E.
Subtlety? (Search for similar jokes)
There's a difference between subtlety and just being obscure, but it's quite a subtle difference that can easily be obscured.(subtleobsc: 16 of 69)
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