Coffee Without Cream (Search for similar jokes)
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress writes down his order, and goes off to the kitchen.(cream: 36 of 69)
A few minutes later she comes back looking very appologetic. "I'm sorry," she says, "but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
Mathematicians Changing Light Bulbs (Search for similar jokes)
Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?(maths_bulb: 37 of 69)
A. Only one - who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
What Computers Can't Do (Search for similar jokes)
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.(add_up: 38 of 69)
Dogmatism (Search for similar jokes)
Dogmatism is puppyism come to its full growth.(puppyism: 39 of 69)
Mystery Writers Changing Light Bulbs (Search for similar jokes)
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he needs to give it a good twist.(mysterylight: 40 of 69)
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