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Knock-knock ... Olaf     (Search for similar jokes)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olaf who?
Olaf my heart in San Francisco.
(olaf: 33 of 69)

Prospecting     (Search for similar jokes)
If a company wants to propser, they should probably post their prospectus to prospective prospects.
(prospects: 34 of 69)

Psychic Tongue-twisters     (Search for similar jokes)
Building up to a really crazy tongue-twister...
  • Robin was Batman's side-kick.
  • If Robin could read the future, he'd be a psychic side-kick.
  • If a crazy guy had a friend like Robin who could read the future, he'd be a psycho's psychic side-kick.
  • If their preferred mode of transport was a bicycle, he'd be a cyclic psycho's psychic side-kick.
  • And if the crazy guy was from one of the moons of Saturn... He'd be a Tycho Psycho's Cyclic Psychic Side-kick.
(sidekick: 35 of 69)

Coffee Without Cream     (Search for similar jokes)
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress writes down his order, and goes off to the kitchen.
A few minutes later she comes back looking very appologetic. "I'm sorry," she says, "but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
(cream: 36 of 69)

Mathematicians Changing Light Bulbs     (Search for similar jokes)
Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
(maths_bulb: 37 of 69)

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