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Old Kings     (Search for similar jokes)
Old kings never die; they just get throne away.
(owp_oldkings: 6 of 69)


Hamburger Hill (Haiku)     (Search for similar jokes)
For Hamburger Hill,
General must muster his men:
So, he mustard them.

(by Simon Champion)
(owp_hamhillhaiku: 7 of 69)


Weasels and Stoats     (Search for similar jokes)
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.
(owp_weasstoat: 8 of 69)


Duck!     (Search for similar jokes)
There once was a man named Duck
Who drove to Duck River in a truck.
When he got there
Some dude threw a spear
Said a River Duck duck, "Duck, Duck!"
(owp_duckduck: 9 of 69)


Unicorns     (Search for similar jokes)
Does every unicorn have a unique horn?
(ow_unicuniq: 10 of 69)


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