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Fun Fact     (Search for similar jokes)
Fun fact: "Fun fact" fis falliterative.
(otw_funfact: 1 of 69)


Long Nose     (Search for similar jokes)
If my nose was twelve inches long, would it be a foot?
(otw_footnose: 2 of 69)


Clown Business     (Search for similar jokes)
A clown retires and decides to hand over the business to his son.
His son says: "I dunno, Dad, those are big shoes to fill."
(otw_clowns: 3 of 69)


Cheesy Puns     (Search for similar jokes)
For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones.
I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next.
(otw_cheesypuns: 4 of 69)


Drinking Cider     (Search for similar jokes)
She enjoys drinking alcoholic apple drinks with her lifeguard boyfriend...
She likes a-cider beside-her sea-sider.
(owp_cider: 5 of 69)


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