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Cheesy Puns (Search for similar jokes)

For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones.
I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next.

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Drinking Cider (Search for similar jokes)

She enjoys drinking alcoholic apple drinks with her lifeguard boyfriend...
She likes a-cider beside-her sea-sider.

(owp_cider: 2 of 66)

Old Kings (Search for similar jokes)

Old kings never die; they just get throne away.

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Hamburger Hill (Haiku) (Search for similar jokes)

For Hamburger Hill,
General must muster his men:
So, he mustard them.

(by Simon Champion)

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Weasels and Stoats (Search for similar jokes)

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.

(owp_weasstoat: 5 of 66)

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