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A message from the Mad Poet!     (Search for similar jokes)
Standing on head
Makes smile of frown,
But rest of face
Also upside-down!
(upside_down: 40 of 95)


High Prices     (Search for similar jokes)
Price is proportional to popularity: The more expensive a system: the more professionals believe they're getting a bargain.
(price: 41 of 95)


Reality     (Search for similar jokes)
Reality is an imagination of your figment.
(reality: 42 of 95)


Future     (Search for similar jokes)
The future isn't what it used to be. It never was. But don't worry - it will be one day.
(future: 43 of 95)


Invisible Ink     (Search for similar jokes)
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
(invisible: 44 of 95)


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