True Friend (Search for similar jokes)
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you are slightly cracked.(truefriendegg: 15 of 95)
Quiquid latine dictum sit (Search for similar jokes)
"Quiquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur."(quiquid: 16 of 95)
("Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.")
Common Sense and Sense of Humour (Search for similar jokes)
"Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing."(commonhumour: 17 of 95)
-- Clive James
Two wrongs? (Search for similar jokes)
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.(wongsleft: 18 of 95)
Mark Twain's Explaination of Life (Search for similar jokes)
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."(allmad: 19 of 95)
- Mark Twain.
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