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Famous Last Words #25     (Search for similar jokes)
Famous Last Words #25:
"Ah. I think I understand now." - Marvin the paranoid android.
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Famous Last Words #393     (Search for similar jokes)
Famous last words #393:
"The tide is turning ... the enemy is suffering terrible losses..." - Gen. Geo.A.Custer
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Fanatics     (Search for similar jokes)
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
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Flashback     (Search for similar jokes)
A flashback is a man with his raincoat on backwards.
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Great Empires     (Search for similar jokes)
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
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