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Experience     (Search for similar jokes)
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Card Tricks     (Search for similar jokes)
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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Volcano     (Search for similar jokes)
A volcano is a mountain with hiccups.
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Winners     (Search for similar jokes)
A winner never quits. A quitter never wins.
(quitter: 90 of 95)


Always do right     (Search for similar jokes)
Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
(gratify: 91 of 95)


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