Western Civilisation (Search for similar jokes)
Reporter: What do you think of Western Civilisation?(tht_ghaidea: 11 of 95)
Mahatma Ghandi: I think it would be a good idea.
Exciting Scientific Phrases (Search for similar jokes)
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."(tht_thatsfunny: 12 of 95)
- Isaac Asimov.
What kind of crazy are you? (Search for similar jokes)
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses.(tht_crazytypes: 13 of 95)
Crazy people who are rich are eccentric.
But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy.
Aligator (Search for similar jokes)
Never insult an aligator until you have crossed the river.(aligator: 14 of 95)
True Friend (Search for similar jokes)
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you are slightly cracked.(truefriendegg: 15 of 95)
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