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I Don't Snore     (Search for similar jokes)
I know I don't snore - I stayed up one night to check.
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Voices in my head     (Search for similar jokes)
The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.
I don't know if I should listen to them or not.
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Be Humble     (Search for similar jokes)
"Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars."
(Serbian proverb)
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Depending On Your Eyes     (Search for similar jokes)
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
(Mark Twain)
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If a tree falls...     (Search for similar jokes)
If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees make fun of it?
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