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Tired of Smiling     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'm tired of smiling all the time," moaned Lisa.
(tom_mona: 18 of 90)

Expecting a Ransom Note     (Search for similar jokes)
"We expect a ransom note for our daughter's return soon," said Tom mistakenly.
(tom_misstaken: 19 of 90)

Where's the Exit?     (Search for similar jokes)
"The exit is right there," Tom pointed out.
(tom_exit: 20 of 90)

Gold Mine     (Search for similar jokes)
"I used to own this gold mine!" Tom exclaimed.
(tom_goldmine: 21 of 90)

The Last Slice     (Search for similar jokes)
"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.
(tom_crust: 22 of 90)

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