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Sandy Dentures     (Search for similar jokes)
"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.
(tom_teeth: 7 of 90)

Marry Me!     (Search for similar jokes)
"Will you marry me, dear," asked Tom engagingly.
(tom_marryme: 8 of 90)

Left Ventricle     (Search for similar jokes)
"Doc, Doc! I've got no left ventricle!" Tom said half-heartedly.
(tom_halfheart: 9 of 90)

Waiting For the Leap Lear     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'm waiting for the leap year," he said lackadaisically.
(tom_lackday: 10 of 90)

Mixed up my Gloves     (Search for similar jokes)
"I've mixed up my gloves," Tom said intermittently.
(tom_mittens: 11 of 90)

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