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Down to the dungeons     (Search for similar jokes)
"Lead the prisoner downstairs," Tom said condescendingly.
(condescendingly: 46 of 90)


Fat King     (Search for similar jokes)
"Henry VIII was very fat," said Tom unthinkingly.
(unthinkingly: 47 of 90)


Failed the radio test     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'll never take another ham radio code test," Tom said without remorse.
(no_remorse: 48 of 90)


Stuck behind a pool ball     (Search for similar jokes)
"I wonder why I always feel that I'm stuck right behind the eight ball?" Tom said racking his brain.
(racking: 49 of 90)


Dead Pan     (Search for similar jokes)
"My new electric skillet has stopped working," Tom said, dead-pan.
(deadpan: 50 of 90)


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