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Flat Tyres     (Search for similar jokes)
"I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair.
(despair: 85 of 90)


Losing Weight     (Search for similar jokes)
"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded thinly.
(weight: 86 of 90)


Hole in the Ceiling     (Search for similar jokes)
"I accidentally shot a hole in the ceiling," said Tom aimlessly.
(aimless: 87 of 90)


Barrels     (Search for similar jokes)
"These are barrels of oil," said Tom crudely.
(crude: 88 of 90)


Lobotomy     (Search for similar jokes)
"I've just had a frontal lobotomy," said Tom absentmidedly.
(lobotomy: 89 of 90)


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