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Squashed Trash     (Search for similar jokes)
"I will not steamroller that garbage," Tom flatly refused.
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Love that colour     (Search for similar jokes)
"I love that colour," said Hugh brightly.
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Wrong way to wear a fur coat     (Search for similar jokes)
"You seem to be wearing your mink coat inside-out," Tom inferred.
(insideoutmink: 38 of 90)

Tom's Teacher     (Search for similar jokes)
"I've had another look at your work, and I've decided to change your grade," Tom's teacher remarked.
(teachremark: 39 of 90)

You can't trust a leprechaun     (Search for similar jokes)
"That leprechaun is not telling the truth," Tom implied.
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