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Mathematician     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'm a mathematician," Tom added summarily.
(math: 79 of 90)

Foggy     (Search for similar jokes)
"I can't seem to find my way out of this fog," said Tom, looking mystified.
(fog: 80 of 90)

Bicycle     (Search for similar jokes)
"My bicycle wheel is melting," Tom spoke softly.
(bicycle: 81 of 90)

Baited     (Search for similar jokes)
"I can't get this fish-hook out of my mouth!" said Tom, with baited breath.
(baited: 82 of 90)

Steam Roller     (Search for similar jokes)
"He seems to have been run over by a steam roller," said Tom flatly.
(roller: 83 of 90)

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