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Nay!     (Search for similar jokes)
"Nay!" Tom bridled hoarsely.
(nayhorse: 55 of 90)


Iceberg     (Search for similar jokes)
"We have to leave the ship even though it did not hit the iceberg," Tom said with reckless abandon.
(iceberg_reckless: 56 of 90)


Patience     (Search for similar jokes)
"Oh no - Another one died on me!" said the doctor, running out of patience.
(doc_patience: 57 of 90)


Robotic Poodle     (Search for similar jokes)
"That's a nice robotic poodle you have!", Tom said dogmatically.
(poodle: 58 of 90)


Off the cuff     (Search for similar jokes)
"Ha, ha! I've escaped from your manacles," said Tom in an off-the-cuff manner.
(offcuff: 59 of 90)


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