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Starting a legal business     (Search for similar jokes)

"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.

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Lemon Juice     (Search for similar jokes)

"Don't you dare sweeten that lemon juice", said Tom bitterly.

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Seven Days     (Search for similar jokes)

"I've got a doctor's appointment in seven days", Tom said weakly.

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Sandy Dentures     (Search for similar jokes)

"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.

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Marry Me!     (Search for similar jokes)

"Will you marry me, dear," asked Tom engagingly.

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