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Bargain     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'd like to buy this saloon from you," Tom bargained.
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Sandy Teeth     (Search for similar jokes)
"Alright, who put sand in my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.
(tom_grit: 2 of 90)

Hawaii     (Search for similar jokes)
"Hawaii is the most recent addition to the US," Tom stated.
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Starting a legal business     (Search for similar jokes)
"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.
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Lemon Juice     (Search for similar jokes)
"Don't you dare sweeten that lemon juice", said Tom bitterly.
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