Raining Cats And Dogs (Search for similar jokes)
A couple went to a pet shop and ended up buying a lion (as you do). The shop owner had told them that unfortunately the lion had an odd allergy to wet weather and that raindrops would actually hurt it.(spn_pouringcat: 3 of 19)
One day the lion was outside when the couple heard cries form the garden. "What's that noise?" asked the man. "It's the lion", his wife replied, "it's roaring with pain."
(Submitted by Peter Halpin)
Touchdown! (Search for similar jokes)
Two American Football teams are on a tour of Europe and have a quiz to see which team can name most places in Holland. The game was won by a single Dutch Town.(spn_touch: 4 of 19)
Bad Manners (Search for similar jokes)
A child was misbehaving by protesting loudly and rudely, waving boards with crazy slogans on, while guests were visiting. He was punished for having mad banners.(spn_manners: 5 of 19)
William Tell the Bowler (Search for similar jokes)
There is evidence that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers, but unfortunately all the league records were destroyed in a fire.(spn_belltoll: 6 of 19)
Thus we'll sadly never know for whom the Tells bowled.
False Steps (Search for similar jokes)
He said he grown strong from all his dancing, but no-one believed him.(spn_falsewitn: 7 of 19)
It was obvious to all that he was bearing waltz fitness.
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