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High lights     (Search for similar jokes)
I went to the hairdresser, and they did my hair so that it made me look much taller.... they put lie-heights in my hair.
(highlights: 11 of 19)


Junk Mail     (Search for similar jokes)
A brother at a monestary tried sending out lots of unwanted advertisments, but he was arrested and put in prison.
He was also very unpopular in prison. After all - no-one likes monk jail.
(junk_mail: 12 of 19)


Stocks Sink     (Search for similar jokes)
A very nervous man became an investments broker. Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make is feet begin to sweat profusely.
It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.
(stocks_sink: 13 of 19)


Spooner's Spooners     (Search for similar jokes)
Some spoonerisms said to have been uttered by Reverend Spooner himself...
  • A half-warmed fish (half-formed wish)
  • Our queer old Dean (dear old Queen)
  • A well-boiled icicle (well-oiled bicycle)
  • The Lord is a shoving leopard. (a loving shepherd)
  • Mardon padam, this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet? (pew is occupied; show you to another seat)
  • You have hissed my mystery lectures; you have tasted a whole worm.(missed my history lectures; wasted the whole term)

(With that lot under his belt, it's hardly suprising they were named after him!)
(spooners: 14 of 19)


Party Hats     (Search for similar jokes)
I have two friends named Pat. They're both very artistic, so I recently asked them to make some amusing headgear for my son's birthday celebrations.
Everyone who was there agreed that they were brilliant arty pats.
(party_hats: 15 of 19)


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