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False Steps     (Search for similar jokes)
He said he grown strong from all his dancing, but no-one believed him.
It was obvious to all that he was bearing waltz fitness.
(spn_falsewitn: 7 of 19)

Champagne to our Friends     (Search for similar jokes)
"Here's champagne to our real friends...
...and real pain to our sham friends"
(spn_shampain: 8 of 19)

Army Baker     (Search for similar jokes)
I'm a baker for the army. When I go to war, I go in all buns glazing.
(spn_blazing: 9 of 19)

How many lives?     (Search for similar jokes)
Everyone knows the king of the beasts has sharp claws.
It should be obvious - like any other cat, he has lion knives.
(spn_ninelives: 10 of 19)

High lights     (Search for similar jokes)
I went to the hairdresser, and they did my hair so that it made me look much taller.... they put lie-heights in my hair.
(highlights: 11 of 19)

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