Stocks Sink (Search for similar jokes)
A very nervous man became an investments broker. Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make is feet begin to sweat profusely.(stocks_sink: 13 of 19)
It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.
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