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Handing out the Mints     (Search for similar jokes)
John had been behind closed doors in his boss's office for over an hour, and his collegues were just starting to wonder what the boss was telling him when he finally emerged.
He walked out of the office, and one by one, he went over to the other workers, and started handing out pepermints to everyone.
"Here," he said to the first, "you can have the extra strong mints."
The next person was given a pack of soft mints, and the third received some chewing gum. Mint flavour, of course.
Finally, they could stand it no longer. "What on earth are you doing?!" they asked him.
"I'm doing my assign mints," he said.
(mints: 116 of 131)

Squaw Puzzle     (Search for similar jokes)
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. He challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully.
Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
(squaw_puzzle: 117 of 131)

Russian Weatherman     (Search for similar jokes)
The latest celebrity on television is a Russian, going by the name of Rudolph, who has taken the weather forecasting world by storm. He seems to have an incredible and uncanny knack of not just getting the forecast correct, but being amazingly accurate, sometimes even being able to tell where the rain will fall down to the nearest mile or so.
His fame was enhanced by his personality - being Russian, he had some unique turns of phrase. He was also a fanatical communist.
One day, one of his younger fans was watching with his parents. Young James turned to his mother, and asked "How does he manage to get the weather forecast so good?"
His mother thought for a bit and said, "I'm not sure, but one thing's for certain - Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
(weatherman: 118 of 131)

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