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Found some Invisible Ink     (Search for similar jokes)
Q: What should you never do if you find some invisible ink?

A:
(otj_findinvisink: 9 of 64)


Onions and Bagpipes     (Search for similar jokes)
Q: What is the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes?
A: No body cries when you chop up a set of bagpipes.
(otj_onionpipes: 10 of 64)


Up in the Night     (Search for similar jokes)
John: My neighbours were up at three o'clock this morning, shouting and yelling.
Pete: Oh dear. Did they wake you up?
John: Nah. I was already up, practicing my bagpipes.
(otj_threeam: 11 of 64)


Bad Job     (Search for similar jokes)
"Say, Bill," a man said to his pal, "how do you like your new job?"
"It's the worst job I ever had."
"How long have you been there?"
"About three months."
"So why don't you quit?"
"No way. This is the first time in 20 years that I've looked forward to going home!"
(otj_badjob: 12 of 64)


Buying Computers     (Search for similar jokes)
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them.
(twocomputers: 13 of 64)


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