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The Laws Of Computer Programming     (Search for similar jokes)
1.Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2.Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
3.If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
4.If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
5.Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
6.The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
7.Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
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