How to Win at Tug-of-War (Search for similar jokes)
To win a tug-of-war, you have to have a good grasp on the situation, and out-weight your opponent.(tugwar: 265 of 413)
A Farm Called Focus (Search for similar jokes)
Three brothers bought a cattle ranch and asked their father what he thought they should name it.(raise_meat: 266 of 413)
He said, "Call it 'Focus', because that's where the sun's rays meet."
Flying Elephant? (Search for similar jokes)
I saw an elephant in the baggage claim area of an airport. He was waiting for his trunk.(elephant: 267 of 413)
The Weary Judge (Search for similar jokes)
"Oh! I have had such a trying day," said the judge as he hung his coat.(judge: 268 of 413)
"I know you try your best, but jury-ly think you can get away with saying that same sentence every day when you get home?" replied his wife.
Booked his day in court (Search for similar jokes)
A criminal wrote a book that explained how he couldn't have committed the crime.(alibi: 269 of 413)
It was his alibiography.
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