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Silkworms     (Search for similar jokes)
Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.
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The tomato and the lettuice     (Search for similar jokes)
A tomato and a lettuice had a race. The lettuice was a head, and the tomato had to ketchup.
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Greek Monster     (Search for similar jokes)
Q: Why did the rivers of Ancient Greece dry up after the nine-headed monster was killed?
A: Because it was de-hydrated.
(Submitted by Odin)
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Children     (Search for similar jokes)
Having children. What an heir raising experience that is!
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Falling Piano     (Search for similar jokes)
Q: What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
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