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Birthday candles     (Search for similar jokes)
Birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age.
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Corn Spider     (Search for similar jokes)
If a spider is in a corn field, does she make cob webs?
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Cigarette Lighter     (Search for similar jokes)
Q: How do you make a cigarette lighter?
A: You take out all the tobacco.
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Secret Agent Farmer     (Search for similar jokes)
By day, he was an ordinary farm hand, tending the flocks. But by night, he lived a double life as an infamous secret agent.
They called him... The Shepherd Spy.
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Lazy     (Search for similar jokes)
I was going to procrastinate. But I decided to leave it till later.
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