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Missing Key     (Search for similar jokes)
I couldn't find the key, so I had to break into song.
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Overweight     (Search for similar jokes)
A doctor told me that there are seven million Americans who are overweight. But I think those might just be round figures.
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Ghost Elevator     (Search for similar jokes)
Did you hear the one about the haunted elevator? It was a great story; it really lifted my spirits.
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Dog in the Woods     (Search for similar jokes)
My dog refuses to let me take him for walks in the forest as he's scared of the trees' bark.
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Tangent     (Search for similar jokes)
There was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent.
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