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Equator     (Search for similar jokes)
Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
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Seizure     (Search for similar jokes)
Seizure: The name of a Roman Emperor.
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Rhubarb     (Search for similar jokes)
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
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Steroids     (Search for similar jokes)
Steroids: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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Morbid     (Search for similar jokes)
Morbid: In an auction, when someone offers a bigger amount.
(morbid: 174 of 189)


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