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Sherbet     (Search for similar jokes)
Sherbet: A horse that can't lose in the next race.
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Persuade     (Search for similar jokes)
Persuade: Soft leather used to make handbags
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Violent     (Search for similar jokes)
Violent - Someone's borrowed my violin.
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Futile     (Search for similar jokes)
Futile - I don't have enough slate to finish building the roof.
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Grateful     (Search for similar jokes)
Grateful - Fireplace needs cleaning out.
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