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Flabbergasted     (Search for similar jokes)
Flabbergasted: To be appalled over how much weight you have gained.
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Carpet     (Search for similar jokes)
Carpet: A domesticated animal you love to drive around in your vehicle.
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Just another day     (Search for similar jokes)
Gardening: Just another day at the plant.
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Satellite     (Search for similar jokes)
Satellite: A low-fat version of Saturday.
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Washington     (Search for similar jokes)
Washington - A truckload of dirty laundry.
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